10 golden rules for teenagers

1. Don’t sneak out when your parents are sleeping
(Why wait that long?)
2. Don’t lie to your parents
(Just bend the truth a little…)
3. Don’t steal from convenience stores
(supermarket has much more to choose from)
4. Don’t get arrested for vandalism
(Total destruction has a better visual effect)
5. Don’t steal from your parents
(Everybody knows that Grandma is richer)
6. Don’t jump into a fight
(Start them yourself)
7. Don’t skip Science class
(Skip the whole day instead)
8. Don’t party all weekend
(There’s five other days, too)
9. Don’t steal other people’s bikes
(Cars are faster)
10. Don’t help old ladies across the road
(Leave them halfway)

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